A few fact to humour you

A few fact to humour you
Apr 16, 2008 02:06
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone ! (and gotta love that pig!) Alan

Apr 16, 2008 02:06

WESTNORWOODGAS
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone !
(and gotta love that pig!)

Alan

Apr 16, 2008 02:18

JIMMYB
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"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people."

Oh, my god. I am left-handed. I don't want to die earlier. However, it is said that left-handed people are smarter than right-handed people. Why do left-handed people die earlier? A Chinese guy explains that they (left-handed) turns right in car accident and the driver's seat is on the left in China. Do you think so?

Apr 16, 2008 02:29	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Left handed people are supposed to be smarter, I'm ambidextrous myself although I favour my right for writing. You could be right about the car accident theory though Jimmy. Alan

Apr 16, 2008 03:38	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, is it realy true about the pig? Dodger.

Apr 16, 2008 04:12	#4
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I don't know to be honest Dodger, I think it might be a joke. I knew someone who had sex with some pigs, the only way the police caught him was that one of the pigs squealed on him, he he Alan

Apr 16, 2008 20:46	#5
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I new I shouldn't have asked. Dodger.

Apr 22, 2008 22:31	#6
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour." Yey! I am right-handed! ^_^ How about banging your head on your desk? Cause I do that sometimes. O_o

Apr 22, 2008 23:09	#7
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Oink...Oink....Excuse me, was just trying to imitate a pig. My God Alan....where are you getting this stuff? We need to find those magazines for you in a hurry.(just kidding of course)

Apr 23, 2008 00:20	#8
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	They cant get much worse, but I keep trying Gary, he he Most of them come from the Bristol Rovers forum to be honest. Alan

Apr 24, 2008 01:11	#9
CLAUDIUS Points: Join Date: Jul 24, 2007 Status: Offline	Only the female pig (a sow) last for 30 minutes, the male's orgasm last for 30 seconds or so. Seen this somewhere on the net some time ago.

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