| Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.... | |
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| May 4, 2008 21:54 | #11   |
 | Attorneys are noted for containing a lot of hot air and B.S. Whether they deserve this or not remains on a personal basis. |
| May 4, 2008 23:42 | #12 |
| I like lawyers so much as my former in laws like me. That is zero. |
| Nov 3, 2008 22:25 | #13 |
| "What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes." LOL!! |
| Nov 5, 2008 13:03 | #14 |
| The lawyer/personality issue might be better explained by a little story: A blind rabbit bumps into a blind snake in the woods. Fearful, they backed off and both asked "what are you?" The snake says: "Let me rub against you and maybe I can figure out what you are." The rabbit agrees and after, the snake says: "You are furry with big ears and big hind legs, so you must be a rabbit!" The rabbit smailes and says: "Yes, you are correct. Now it's my turn." The rabbit then rubs all over the snake and says: "Hmmmm, well... you are cold and clammy, a bit slimy, and have no balls, so you must be a lawyer!" |
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