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| Oct 21, 2009 19:16 GMT-6 |
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The blind man
A blind man wanders into an all girls bikie pub by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Fosters.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the publican, “Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?” The pub immediately falls deathly silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:
1. The publican is a blonde girl with a cricket bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 2 meters tall, 100 kg. blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady on your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mate. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Nah, not if I’m gunna have to explain it five times . . . .
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| Oct 22, 2009 21:24 GMT-6 |
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GARYKINKADE
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Bwa, ha, ha, ha...a good one DODGER.
The joke sort of sneaks up on a person.
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| Oct 23, 2009 21:38 GMT-6 |
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MARRIE
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In the west or europe, the fact is blonde women are much more smarter considering German prime minister, Madam Curie,
Margaret Thatcher are all blonde.
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| Oct 26, 2009 11:10 GMT-6 |
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WESTNORW...
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Another one out of that old joke book Dodger, but a good one all the same.
Cheers
Alan
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| Nov 3, 2009 08:56 GMT-6 |
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KUKURUZA
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Very good joke!
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