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A cows tail
Oct 27, 2009 15:58 GMT-6
DAVEC Points: 2732 Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: offline	A cows tail A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cows backend Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that"

Oct 28, 2009 00:44 GMT-6	#1
HERBEAT Points: 804 Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Poor guy...

Oct 28, 2009 09:00 GMT-6	#2
DODGER Points: 3355 Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Dave, a 10 Mate. Dodger.

Oct 28, 2009 18:55 GMT-6	#3
GARYKINKADE Points: 1566 Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Definitely, " a failure to communicate"

Oct 30, 2009 12:04 GMT-6	#4
WESTNORW... Points: 3550 Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Dave, I can see Dodger and myself have some competition on the joke front. Alan

Oct 30, 2009 13:39 GMT-6	#5
DAVEC Points: 2732 Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: Offline	Na, you know I just come up with these once in a blue moon

Nov 3, 2009 09:09 GMT-6	#6
KUKURUZA Points: 25 Join Date: Oct 29, 2009 Status: Offline	Poor guy......)

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