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Thread: Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....
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[quote=SHESGOTTOBE,284470]Alan, this one's for you. ^_^ What is the difference between a biker and a vacuum? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit.... [/quote]
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