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Thread: What Men Say ... What Men Mean....He, he,
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[quote=JCNILE123,312078]"I brought you a present." Really means.... "It was free ice scraper night at the ball game." "I missed you." Really means.... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again." "We share the housework." Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up." "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means.... "I like you more than my truck." "I recycle." Really means.... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties." "Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means.... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?" "It sure snowed last night." Really means.... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now." "It's good beer." Really means.... "It was on sale." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means...."I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help." "I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means...."If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one." "I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means...."Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window." "I broke up with her." Really means.... "She dumped me." [/quote]
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