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[quote=DODGER,338550]Garry, I wish I could claim credit but my honesty (??) stops me.
I visit my old regiment’s site which has a joke section and of course my rugby club site.
It’s cheaper than going to a shrink, which reminds me of the following story;
Ever since I was a child I’ve always had a fear of someone or something under my bed at night. So I finally went along to see a Shrink. 
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 
'How much do you charge?' 
'Eighty pounds per visit,' replied the doctor. 
'I'll sleep on it,' I said. 
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 
'Well, eighty quid a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A barman cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car” 
'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did a barman cure you?' 
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! 
Dodger.
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