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[quote=MAY001,36731]#1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

#1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question.

#1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.

#1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

#1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7days.

#1 If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

#1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

#1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

#1 We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

#1 You have enough clothes.

#1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

#1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

#1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lints, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

#1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

#1 You have too many shoes.

#1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

#1 I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

#1 Thank you for reading this; Yes. I know. I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping.
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