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[quote=MARRIE,275904]Comics sink their hooks into Spitzer

America’s comedians and tabloid headline writers have had a field day with the prostitution scandal featuring Eliot Spitzer:

- “Hillary Clinton is now only the second-angriest wife in the state of New York” – Jay Leno

- “The governor was only supporting New York’s No 1 industry” – David Letterman

- “Eliot Spitzer is set to leave office on Monday – which means a hooker party at the governor’s mansion this weekend” – Jimmy Kimmel

- “Politics is the only profession where, when a guy gets caught with a hooker, the wife has to stand by his side. You know, if this guy was a plumber and he got caught with a prostitute, he’d have his wife’s tyre tracks over his head” – Leno

- “It’s sad. Spitzer said there is so much he left undone: Amber, Ashley, Rhonda” – Letterman

- “The governor-erect” – New York Post

- “The name of this prostitute service is the Emperors Club, which sounds better than Whore House, doesn’t it? . . . On the website they rank the girls from one to seven diamonds. The diamonds represent how many you have to buy for your wife after you get caught” – Leno

- “He thought Bill Clinton legalised this years ago” – Letterman

Next in line

New York’s next governor could scarcely be more different from his disgraced predecessor. David Paterson, 53, is a partially blind African-American who was Eliot Spitzer’s running mate in the 2006 elections. He was expected to deliver black votes and nobody imagined that he would step into the top job.

Unlike Spitzer he is laid back, self-deprecating and displays a sharp wit. Asked last week if he had ever used a prostitute, he said: “Only the lobbyists.”

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