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[quote=BOBERT,383121]Very soon after Bison man moved to his new harbour side cave, things took a decidedly nasty turn. His exclusively carnivorous diet had left his arteries full of congealed cholesterol. His libido suffered first but his heart soon followed. Just prior to his final heart attack, he was slaughtered and devoured by his materialistic "whores" Banana man on the other hand moved to India. He was surrounded by beautiful vegetarian women content on munching on his big juicy banana all night long. The moral of the story you ask? A banana in the hand is better than a bison in the bush.[/quote]
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