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[quote=BOBERT,383129]When bison man died he was unaware that one of his carnivorous "whores" was carrying his child. By chance it was female. If he had not been cannibalized by his materialistic, loveless, deceiving "whore", he would have been horrified at his daughters fate. Soon after his untimely death her mother sold his daughter into marriage in return for a fresh bison. Banana man fathered many children. He lived a long and healthy life surrounded by his devoted concubines and many children. His offspring were raised as vegetarians and were never forced to trade sexual favors for food. Bananas were always plentiful so banana man and his harem were held together by love alone.[/quote]
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