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[quote=DODGER,383147]Many great men of the passed died in mystery. Did King Harold really die with from an arrow in the eye? Was Alexander the Great poisoned? Did Dodger the Gentle really ride with Kublai Khan across the steppes?
And what was the final fate of a leader of his time; better known to us as Bison Man.
Recent archeological excavations have at last started to reveal the truth; the real truth so shrouded in hearsay, misunderstanding, bigotry and just plain ignorance.
So this dear readers is what can now be scientifically proved beyond any doubt.

Remarkable his grave site has been found, close to were legends and camp fire stories have told us since time began. I still remember being rocked asleep by my Mother as she sang the songs of his many exploits. But I digress.
His remains proved to be in remarkable condition considering time. His personal possessions reveled a life rich in culture and knowledge.
Extensive testing on his remains remarkable reveals no high fat accumulation, as he would have used this as fuel in the hunt and the chase. There were signs of broken bones as would be expected in a life that was lived on the edge. The Scientists put the healing down to a diet rich in animal protein. They have also confirmed that he lived a long life, even in relation to modern times.

So what became of his gene pool? Did it just dissipate like mist to a rising sun?

One of the many stories that is now firmly embedded into folk law are of his last moment on this mortal coil.
He had been carried back from the hunt after being caught by a bison horn right up the Khyber.
He knew he was on his last legs, so he called for his many children and wife’s and his high priest.

I’m no forensic scientist but this is the part where I smell a rat.
The high priest, the leader of the Banana Benders holly order was none other than Banana Man, 
The same Banana Man who had sat dejected and humiliated at the mouth of that cave so many, many years ago, who had come back from India hailed as a guru ( yes, even the Beatle got conned) 
Was it possible that he slipped a rotting banana to Bison Man to hasten his demise or even course it and then go on to steal his very birthright? 
His last words have however been handed down from the dark mists of time.
I remember them in the song that my old Mum used to sing to me. “I’ll be back”

I’m expecting to receive the result of the DNA testing from Bison Man any time now.
It will reveal some interesting facts. Are any of us related?

Cheers, Dodger.
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