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[quote=GUEST20649,464030]Funny quotes:
 
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
	
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
	
Women might be able to fake 'excitement'. But men can fake a whole relationship.
	
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
	
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
	
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
	
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
	
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
	
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
	
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.[/quote]

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