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[quote=JCNILE123,309658]Guess 25146; thump again.

Holly Molly, this thing is getting scary... Do I need to go in to hiding like the guy from Britain (Rushdie)?

Now we have a lawyer in Australia that travels around the world.
We also have a “Social Ologist” (that is Blue Yankee) in Guangzhou that is tracking people down, with the promise, that he will punish all the ones that have crossed him.  For the ones that are no able to understand the up there language... (“Social Ologist”) translated to outback english most be read “Zoologist”.

Zoologist,
A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat little children.

Lawyer,
Last career choice available to those with a serious brain injury.
 
Father (to son): What happens if you ride your bike without a helmet?

Son: My head will hit the ground and my brains will fall out.

Father: And then what?

Son: I have to be a lawyer

Father: And we don't want that, do we?

Son (with horror): NNOOOOO!

Fifteen Cents

This lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:

1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty.

2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high.

3) Overcharging fees to many clients.

4) Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a controversial case.

...And the list goes on for quite awhile.

The lawyer objects and begins to argue his case. He admits all these things, but argues, "Wait, I've done some charity in my life also."

St. Peter looks in his book and says,” Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"

The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes." St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to Hell!!!
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