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[quote=BOBERT,395849]You should take great care Laryboy. I fear your captor is not all she appears. I have a suspicion she is is in fact the notorious defacto ruler of Bali Hai, Bloody Mary. I don't wish to cause you any undue alarm, but her hobby is collecting human heads. Thankfully yours is in such poor shape.

So I am now your benevolent dictator. Benevolent because I gave you all a vote. Dictator because if you didn't vote for me, you would all now be dead. I have decided on my cabinet reshuffle. I hereby appoint Yolanda as the Minister for Tourism. Her travel expertise will be invaluable. Larryboy, the Minister for Absurd Ideas. That's an absurd idea in itself. Dodger will make the perfect Minster for Defence. Or should that read, Minister for Attack? Nurse Wank, the Minister for Health. Marrie, the Minister for Confusion. Dainty, the Mister for Entertainment. (Mine only) Any dissenters are welcome to discuss their grievances with me at the local crododile pool. Please bring your swimming costume.

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