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[quote=JOHNNY512,258149]Have you ever asked yourself this question: why do men envy women: 
Here are some reasons:

No.1 Women can lie in the piscina for an hour listening to music, reading magazines; whereas men couldn’t find a justifiable excuse to lock their wives out of the door of the bathrooms. Men at best dare sit on the closestool reading the sporting page of a newspaper.

No.2 Men express their friendships through satiring each other or in a way of tit for tat； Whereas women often act like sisters， and support mutually. When a man lost his love, his male buddies said: “ buddy, there are countless flowers in the world. Why would you hang up yourselves in this tree? When a woman lost her love, her female companions would unite to form a powerful alliance to denounce the man.

No.3 When a lady feels sad, she can cry loudly , and seek comfort by lying in a man’s arm. No matter how depressed a man is, he is supposed to swallow his bitterness. Even when he just wants to release his anxiety by drinking alcohol alone, he has to be cautious. He has to fear that he would be titled the infamy of “Drunkard”.

No.4 Almost all the department-stores are infested with lady’s adornments, clothes, shoes, caps, shawls, necklaces, rings and headwear. Only several monotonous clothes both in style and color are available to men. Ties are no more novel. Women can adorn their nails to their heart content. Men will be mocked as ‘being sissy” if their nails are a little bit longer.

No.5 Women can just make some “pin money”, preen themselves, 
windowshop, chat in teahouses drinking tea. Men are obliged to shoulder responsibility for their families. The central theme of men’s life is work and work harder. An extreme case is that if a woman marriesa man of wealth, she is envied as being fortunate and clever; while if a man marries a wealthy woman, he will be denounced as a playboy or a parasite who lives on women.

No.6 If a woman screams after seeing a snake, she is regarded as being “very feminine”. If she faints, she is more pathetic. If a woman keeps calm in front of a snake, she is highly praised as a brave lady. If a man flees after viewing a snake, he is thought of as a coward. If he rushes to fight against the snake, he is still be blamed for being rash. If this man was bite by the snake, the women beside him gossip: “look, a stupid man was bitten”.[/quote]

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