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[quote=WESTNORWOODGAS,263116]One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes to his doctor to see what can be done about it. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure his condition with a course of suppositories, inserted deep into his arse every six hours.
"Right", says the doctor, "Bend over and I'll do the first one for you". The man bends down and the doctor sticks the suppository deep into his hole. He then gives the man his course and sends him home.
At home, six hours later, the man realizes that he can't stick the suppository far enough up his arse on his own, and asks his wife to help him insert the slippery bullet. After explaining to her what she has to do the man bends over. His wife puts one hand on her husbands shoulder to brace herself and thrusts the suppository really hard and deep into his arse. To her horror her husband lets out a loud, blood-curdling, scream.
"My God!" she cries. "What's the matter? Have I hurt you?"
"No", replies the man. "But I've just realised that when the doctor did it he had both his hands on my shoulders". 
Alan
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