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[quote=MIRANDAZHAO,296296]Internet love is heating among Chinese young people. A Chinese college student’s internet love experience:

After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!
Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party (CPC) member ?

Me: No, I’m not.
Talented girl: Are you a League member?

Me: Well, no.
Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?
Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.

Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!
Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?
Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.
Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…
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Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.
Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?
Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.

Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!

Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

Me: …

Then I said: Hello, uncle. 
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