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[quote=DODGER,306355]Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair' Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to InZid, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Aussie accent.' 'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.' They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $5.00 each. I'll back up my truck and...' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand, aren't you?' 'Well... yes,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hill dud you know that?' The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'. Dodger.[/quote]
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