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[quote=WESTNORWOODGAS,306796]A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for £200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's daylight robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at £100.00?" Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 pieces chocolate fudge and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share some of my fudge since I have annoyed you so much". Unwrapping the fudge, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this fudge tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?" Alan[/quote]
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