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[quote=BBQQ,330226]“嫁妆”就是丈母娘给女婿的回扣。 Dowry is the rake-off that the mother-in-law gives to her son-in-law. “幸福”就是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉。 Happiness is just like this: the cat has fishes to eat and the dog has bones to gnaw. “无语”就是法官问：你为什么印假钞？罪犯说：真钞我不会印。 Silence is: when the jury asks the criminal: “why did you counterfeit money?” Then he answers: “I don’t know how to make real money.” “约会”就是一对男女展现自己前所未有的精湛演技的时候。 Dating is the time for a boy and a girl to show their best acting skills. “天堂”就是所有的女人都在，只有你老婆不在的地方。 Paradise is a place where all beautiful girls are except your wife. “丑闻”就是当你带一个丑八怪女孩出游，就会听到周遭的人所说的话。 Scandal is what you hear when you travel with an ugly girl. “绝望”就是饭馆吃饭点了两菜，吃第一个：“世上还有比这更难吃的吗？” 吃第二个：“啊！还真有！” Despair is: After you order two dishes in a restaurant, you taste the first one and sigh: “Are there more distasteful dishes in the world except this one?” Then you taste the second and say: “OMG! There it is!” I translate them from Chinese to English.[/quote]
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