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[quote=DODGER,331618]An older, white haired man walked into a jewelers one 
Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. 
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his 
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 
ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more 
special." 
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and 
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only 
£40,000" the jeweler said. 
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled 
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." 
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man 
stated, "by cheque I know you need to check my account, so 
I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and 
I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. 
  Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 
"There's no money in that account." 
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you 
about my weekend!" 
Dodger.[/quote]

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