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[quote=DODGER,335355]Two ladies talking in heaven:   
1st woman:      Hello! My name is Wanda.   
2nd woman:     Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?   
1st woman:      I Froze to Death.   
2nd woman:     How Horrible!   
1st woman:     It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?   
2nd woman:    I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him  in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 
1st woman:     So, what happened?   
2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another  woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 
1st woman:      Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
Dodger.
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