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[quote=DODGER,364577]Heard the one about the bloke who phones the Beijing lap-dancing bar about the job advert in the paper? The boss tells him: "We're looking for a personal assistant to help all our girls. You'll give them a hand slipping into their G-strings, rub baby oil into their semi-naked bodies then give them a quick wipe down when they return to the dressing room. Interested?" The bloke replies: "Yeah, you bet!" The boss tells him: "Can you be in Tsingtao for 08.30 on Monday?" "Tsingtao?" says the bloke, "I thought the job was in Beijing?" "It is - but you'll have to go to Tsingtao to join the back of the queue........." Dodger.[/quote]
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