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[quote=DESTRUCKDOZ,259130]Hey whats up, So I guess I will add in a few stories from my childhood that my dad tells from time to time if hes not pissed off with me. So when I was around...5? my dad took me with him to San Francisco on a weekend just with me and him. I have two younger sisters but he took me with him because my sisters hated the long ride from our place to SF (1 1/2 hours). After visiting a few relatives he took me to eat dim sum. Growing up in an Asian family, there were never any American snacks like chips and soda, at best we had like rice crackers and preserved plums and other fruits. And we RARELY ate out, the only time we ever ate out was when at weddings or when they were too tried too cook. So like being a kid, I was excited to eat dim sum. But my dad was real smart, he only got two small dishes at a time and he brought out the entrepreneur in me to negotiate that I should start with two dishes until the lady with the dim sum cart comes around. The way I told it isn't very funny but somehow my dad can get the whole crowd laughing, because he can seem to remember it like yesterday. I do have a somewhat funny story to tell from my childhood. In doing so I hope I do not offend anyone as well. So when before that Dim Sum story I used to have a problem with wetting the bed during the night, we all go through it at some point in our early days. Since I was the first child my dad covered my mattress with a polly type covering that we used for our nursery so that I wouldn't mess up the bed which made my uncles laugh at me. So I said I would prove to them that the bed will be warm and dry when they wake me up. At 4Am in the morning the house was awoken to me screaming in pain which will be one of the worst nights of being a kid for me. Everybody found out that I had taped my pecker shut with band aids which at the time I thought would really work but when I was about to wet the bed, boy was it painful. My parents don't really tell this story anymore because they know I get angry.[/quote]
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