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Thread: 40 signs that a Laowai has been to China too long
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[quote=CHERRY07,279922]As a Laowai who has been in China for long, have any changes taken place on you? I mean, have Chinese locals assimilated you? Here are 40 signs that a Laowai has been to China too long must have. Make a comparison and see how many signs you have. 1. You will not get drunk no matter how many cups of rice wine you drink. 2. You like wearing slippers everywhere and often wear your pajamas to go to the convince store. 3. When walking in the park you can sleepwalk and listen to your mp3 player at the same time. 4. Badminton and ping pong have become your main sport activities. 5. You smoke in elevators. 6. You forget how to have sex in English. 7. You discover using a western-style toilet is uncomfortable. 8. You ask people what animal-year they are. 9. You don't mind squatting, anywhere, anytime. 10. You start to like moon cakes. 11. You tell your parents that their home's fengshui is bad. 12. You don't feel strange seeing elderly women collecting cans and bottles from garbage bins. 13. You say "Aiya!" when you're amazed, excited, in pain or angry. 14. You begin to believe you're quite tall, but you're really only 1.74m (5ft8). 15. You bring large quantities of cash when you go to the hospital or store. 16. When you eat fish you freely spit the bones on the table and no longer notice its eye is looking at you. 17. Your cell phone’s language is set to “Chinese”. 18. You begin to think that buying a new bike is quite stupid because those black market ones cost half as much. 19. You bring your own TP to the bathroom. 20. You can use chopsticks to pick up all different types of food, including peanuts, but when people praise your good ability you get upset. [/quote]
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