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Thread: Cell phone......ooh eck!
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[quote=WESTNORWOODGAS,345370]> **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** > > **'Hello?'** > > > > **'Hi honey.** > **This is Daddy.** > **Is Mommy near the phone?'** > > > **'No, Daddy.** > **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** > > > > **After a brief pause,** > > > > **Daddy says,** > **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** > > > **'Oh yes I do, and=2 > 0he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** > **Right now.'** > > > > Brief Pause. > > > **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** > **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** > **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** > **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** > > > **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** > > > **A few minutes later** > **The little girl comes back to the phone.** > > > > **'I did it, Daddy.'** > > > **'And what happened, honey?' ** > > > 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and > ran around screaming.** > > > **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** > **And now she isn't moving at all!'** > > > **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** > > > **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** > > **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** > **And into the swimming pool.** > **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** > **Last week to clean it.** > > > **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** > > > *****Long Pause***** > > > > > *****Longer Pause***** > > > > > *****Even Longer Pause***** > > > > **Then Daddy says,** > > > **'Swimming pool? 0...........** > > > **Is this 486-5731?'* > > > **No, I think you have the wrong number...... Alan [/quote]
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