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[quote=DODGER,359656]A bloke was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house, >'Talking Dog for Sale.' > He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. > The bloke went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there.. >'You talk?' he asked. > 'Yes,' the Lab replied. > 'So, what's the story?' > The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I > was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda (police) > about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to > country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable > spies for eight years running.' > 'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting > any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the > airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious > characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and > was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and > now I'm just retired.' > The bloke was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted > for the dog. > 'Ten euros.' the man said. > 'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so > cheap?' > 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.' Dodger. [/quote]
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