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[quote=DODGER,372770]Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase .. BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... In horror the young lad fled again as fast as his shaking legs could take him. He bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door ... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges ... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad. BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet ... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin ... still it came ....... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ... still it came...... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ... still it came...... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed some Benadryl cough mixture and threw it ... The coffin stopped. Dodger. [/quote]
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