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[quote=DODGER,375030]Chartered Accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No time wasters. Box 345. Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old b'stard living in a damp cottage in the ar$e end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde with big chest. Box 40/27. Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box 0603. Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting fights on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 Grossly overweight Buckie turf cutter, 42, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelight dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box09/08. Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by long-time fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box6/41 Ginger haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 8/87 Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Frampton’s Nightclub, Maryhill in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who’s not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, please. Box 30/41 Govan man, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of 27th February between 8pm and 11.30pm. Box 34/65 Dodger.[/quote]
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