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[quote=DODGER,379360]A blind man wanders into an all girls bikie pub by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Fosters. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the publican, “Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?” The pub immediately falls deathly silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things: 1. The publican is a blonde girl with a cricket bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 2 meters tall, 100 kg. blonde with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady on your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mate. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gunna have to explain it five times . . . . Dodger.[/quote]
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