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Thread: You know you are in love with a Chinese woman when:
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[quote=SHAKINTHEMBONES,392344]Love is; Almost peeing the bed, because she looked so beautiful sleeping on my shoulder and I didn't want to wake her. Having my arms around her, before she says, " you no hungry me," for the third time. Always giving her the biggest half of the eel. Spending a whole day in bed, and never once thinking I've wasted it. Chicken kisses. Having tea, two out of the three times I need a cup of coffee. Always giving her the biggest ducks foot. Thinking it is cute, when she breaks a tea pot, and I have to spend the next half hour consoling her because she will be unlucky. Carrying 500 pounds of her clothes and shoes on my back, to America. Never wanting her to really learn English, because it is so cute, when she says she will always stick on me, or I will always be in your side. Eating noodles for breakfast. Sitting in a room full of her family, and laughing when during the conversation, everyone starts laughing, and I know it is at my expense, but don't know why. Chicken kisses. Putting up with her saying, I eat like a baby, because 1 out of 3 things between the chopsticks never make it to my mouth. Thinking how cute it is, when she slurps her noodles, and how well she spits a bone. Eating with our mouths open. Giving her the biggest half of the umbrella. Craving to make her smile, because she lights up the room. Trying to convince her, that small eyes are beautiful. Never being able to drink anything cold. Always being able to count on her to have paper, when I need to use the WC (restroom) Standing on the toilet, to have a shower. Taking my shoes off when I come in the house. Wearing funny looking girly slippers. Watching tv, but never having a clue whats going on. Forgiving her, when she gives me a mysterious ancient tea, and I break out in a severe rash. Choking down the tea to begin with. Forgiving her when she insists the rash is from me eachy coffee. Putting up with her looking over my shoulder as I write this, and hollering because she thinks I said her eyes are small. Stopping writing to listen to her sing, and wrap my arms around her. Being able to write all this sappy stuff, and posting it. Peace. [/quote]
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