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[quote=CARLOS,442915]A real nice one, Bob! My kids are still wondering what got into their dad... Reminds me of another joke: A beautiful woman came home from a party. She went to her bedroom and opened the French doors because it was a very warm night. Accidentally a drifter walked by and saw the most beautiful lady sitting on her bed. He decided to go closer to have a peek. And what he saw... The lady took off her wig. Then she took off her eyelashes and false teeth. Then she took off her shirt. The drifter leaned to see closer. What... she has no bra, he thought. But hey, her other breast went off with the shirt. Then the lady took off her skirt. The skirt included pads that made her beautiful hips. Then she removed her left leg. The drifter leaned too much and lost his balance. The lady saw him and said: What a hell do you want? The drifter answered: I think you know... you can throw it here... Carlos [/quote]
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