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[quote=JCNILE123,306940]Dodger, just to say thank you for your joke, I like to share one on your thread. Hungry monkey A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder, runs over to the pool table, and ate the cue ball. The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" the man left. Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it" The bartender said " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?" The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size" [/quote]
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