City Guide
Answers
Login
Home
/
Community
/
Forums
/ Post a Reply
Post a Reply
Thread: One person commits suicide every two minutes in China
Title:
(100 characters at most)
Content: ( 3,000 characters at most, please )
You can add emoticons below to your post by clicking them.
[quote=BARONTWANGLE,321547]Here's a suggestion..... How about we have "International Christian Assisted Suicide Day"? It would benefit everyone. I know that the Bible says that Christians won't go to heaven if they take their own life, so they could kill each other in a huge bloody slaughter (just like the bible promotes). The Christians will all be happy because they will be in eternal heaven, and the rest of the world will be happy because we won't have any of "God's Army" trying to convince us to be saved anymore - which will be heaven in itself. This would solve the world population problem, and the USA would be virtually empty. We could then turn it into a world park for people to visit, and turn all the empty evangelical churches into hotels. We could use all the bibles as fuel for China's power stations, which will be ironic, as for the first time, God really will be showing us the light! Pity none of his trusty army will be around to see it. Can anyone see any fault with this theory at all? [/quote]
characters left
Name:
Get a new code