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[quote=BARONTWANGLE,323773]Dave - you have suddenly gone all romantic in your posts - what's happening?! Have you pulled recently? Is she (or he!) Chinese? Anyway, to answer your question.... it is not the food which makes a meal romantic, but the setting and atmosphere. I can make beans on toast seem romantic if you give me a budget! However, best to avoid anything such as spinach which can get stuck between your teeth, or anything that might cause flatulence (so that's the Beans on Toast off the list then!). Also, make sure you cook too little rather than too much, as the feeling of being too full afterwards is hardly going to bring out tiger in someone. Go for a chocolate dessert to fill any gaps, and to add another aphrodisiac into the equation (well every bit helps). Afterwards, go for a romantic walk to get some fresh air (not available in China) and then return home to watch a thriller. The reason for this is that she (or he!) will want to get close and huddle up during the scary parts. Then when the movie is over, it will be late, she (or he!) will be too scared and tired to go home, and the only thing to do will be to take her (or him!) to bed, and make the neighbours call the police. It's a tried and tested formula which has worked wonders for me in the past (with a she!). I am however very handsome and an Olympian between the sheets, so maybe it will be different for others. Good luck. Let us know if you get issued with an ASBO. [/quote]
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