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[quote=DODGER,323988]Step #1, clean out your bedroom and make sure you have clean sheets. Remove any dirty cloths from your bathroom and clean the bath etc. Check that there is nothing left in the cabinet from an old GF. Place an intelligent looking book on your bedside table with some bookmarks to make it look like you have been reading it. Step #1a, make sure your date drives to your place. Step #2 clean table cloth and matching cutlery. If you don’t have any borrow them. Step #3 order a three course meal from a good restaurant.( Greek works for me) First course soup, second course something really simple followed for desert by a fluffy cake. Remove all evidence that they have been delivered. Place the soup in a pot and have it gently simmering on the stove .You have spent all afternoon preparing this. Wear a piney when you meet her at the door, it adds to the authenticity and also shows that you are not ashamed to be in touch with your feminine side. Step #4, Music and lighting. No bright lights and loud music. Classical guitar works for me. Step #5, a glass of Champaign and then ask her to stir the soup while you check the main course that is in the oven (this adds to the storey that you have been working at this all afternoon) I am presuming that the kitchen is spotless with some freshly cut flowers in a vase in a prominent place. The desert can be disguised by adding a cherry source and some fresh cream. Again, make sure that all packaging has been removed. Don’t put any boxes’ etc in your tidy bin, it may be found. If you choose a cheap red to go with the main course decant it. This saves time and hides the fact that you are a cheap skate. By the time you start drinking it the three glasses of Champaign will mask the fact that it is just cheap Spanish plonk. By the end of the meal She should be over the limit to drive. Further notes: make sure your playboys magazines are all stored away along with your collection of adult movies. Check your DVD player to make sure you have not left a DVD of the “footy tour “on it. If you have a pet have a friend look after it for the evening. If She starts sneezing because of dog or cat hairs your evening is over. Snot will kill any romantic moment. This may not be the time to introduce your special toys. Leave them until a later date. Good luck.Dodger. [/quote]
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