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[quote=GUESTAMMY,384052][quote=CHERRY07,383802]Here are Top 8 excuses that college students use when they break up with their lover. 
Top 1 “My mom told me that I shouldn’t find a BF/GF in college.”
This excuse is too naïve. Finally, you found that the third person in your relationship was his/her mom.
Top 2 “Well, honestly I am not interested in men/women.”
The guy who used this excuse has definitely mad up his/her mind to split up. The metaphor is that he/she might be a gay/lesbian. 
Top 3 “I love you too much and I am afraid that I won’t love you one day. So let’s break up.”
Bullshit! If you love him/her too much, you won’t break up with him/her. Just find another good excuse.

Top 4 “I…I am suffering form the cancer…”
Better not cheat him/her. If he/she is too kind, he/she will make up his/her mind to take care of you. BTW, don’t use your health as an excuse. 
Top 5 “We are actually ordinary friends. Right?”
He/she is too cruel. He said this to deny everything happened between you and him/her. 
Top 6 “It’s your problem!”
Wow, he/she is too selfish and irresponsible. Both parties are responsible for the failure of their relationship. 
Top 7 “Sorry, I can’t forget him/her and I couldn’t take you as him/her substitute.”
The victim is pathetic. He/she was just her/his former GF/BF. 
Top 8 “I promise to be your BF just because I made a bet with my friends.”
The one who said this deserves a whacking. He wasn’t serious about the relationship.

Do you have any “better” excuses for split-up?

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"I NEED VARIETY. DON'T YOU KNOW VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE?"
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