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[quote=DAINTY,396346]As I wheel my barrow down Deadmans' Dock I knew I had made a terrible mistake. Pirates had already swarmed the area like flies round (cough) searching for cheap bootleg n easy women, instigating fights with hands ready to draw their weapon but we all know their deadly weapon is spluttering vulgarities at each other like spitting sausages on a hot pan. Backing down til ones face taste deadlier than the Dead Sea leaving the fallen a quivering wreck. Only Cap'n Blood came out victorious, my hero, promising riches beyond MY wildest dream and if I played my cards right a Green Card!! But wait……he hasn't found the treasure yet, what if he had, his image will change and poof he's George Clooney! (in his head). I'd be tossed aside like a ragged doll til the next "wench" comes along or grease his plank for my slippery death to Jawsland. No I've got to think…think…THINK WOMAN!!! [/quote]
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