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[quote=BOBERT,383163]Following the recent discovery of hieroglyphics found in India I did some research of my own. The carvings were found in temples in Khajuraha, India where many Kama Sutra writings have been discovered. When translated they revealed the presence of an ancient sex god. This man was sexually insatiable and women worshiped his intimate knowledge of the art of satisfying women and his general sexual prowess. The hieroglyphics contained explicit drawings of a man with a huge banana shaped appendage surrounded by dozens of doting concubines. It was none other than...you guessed it....Banana man!

The drawings also revealed the presence of many male servants to the sex deity, Banana man. Strangely, the carvings depicted all his servants were castrated. This was said to be done to help stop the spread of a rampant local disease known as "Bisonitus". This disease was said to be a genetic disorder and spread by desendants of bison man. It was  diagnosed by the atrophy of the male sex organ. All bison mans desendents were destined to become eunichs either through disease or self mutilation.

The strange thing is that "Bisonitus" was never proven to have actually caused the male sex organ shriveling. It was discovered that all the desendents of bison man mutilated their own sex organs through fear of the disease. It was only many centuries later that the identity of the man who invented "Bisonitis" become known. It was...well I'm sure you can guess. No wonder all the carvings found of banana man showed such a huge smile on his face.
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