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[quote=DODGER,383773]Cherry, yes sadly it is, apart from this small post script.
My long awaited mail finally arrived just the other day with the results on the DNA testing of Bison Mans last mortal remains.

But to Bob’s report on Banana Man:
Can I add at this point that I have been extremely loath to criticize a fellow member of the TBS society.  
I have never been to India, so I turned to my Wife on this to ask if she had ever heard of the Banana cult. She’s travel to the continent on numerous occasion for study purposes.
Yes, indeed she had heard of them and has in fact seen some of the carvings that Bob speaks about.
The problem with totally relying on the internet for information is that much of it is either false or a mixture of truth, half truths and just plain misunderstanding.
This is probably what happened when Bob googled “Banana Man” 
My Wife tells me that what she saw was carving that had been mutilated and defaced.
She asked the Guru who she was visiting about this cult. He was extremely reluctant to talk about them.
Eventually though, over a hot bowl of steaming curried dog he relaxed and told her the real story.
Unfortunately, it is too gruesome and gory to repeat here as children use this site.
What I can reveal though is that as with all weird cults it did attract a, can we say, a motley collection of followers. 
The remains of this cult still exist to this very day. They can be found in Queensland. They’ve even erected a huge banana. Tourist travel to see it. The cult followers live in the hinterland on banana plantations. I don’t know if they still follow some of their old and disgusting rituals.
Lets hope not.

But back to Bison Man and the eagerly awaited results of the DNA testing.
It is a matter of scientific fact that we are all, and I include the entire world population, descendants of just six females.

The amazing fact is that they are all the daughters of Bison Man.
So next time you look into a mirror Bison Man will be looking back. 
Say hello.
Dodger AKA SOBM.    
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