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[quote=BOBERT,425072]LONGTIME, "Close friends" you say? I have never met the man...or women..or whatever he is this week. However his exploits are legendary. Coincidentally DODGERS neighbors also report "banging on the wall". It mostly happens when he brings home one of those "special dates" of his. On the most recent occasion he persuaded a drunken sailor to accompany him to his boudiore with promises of a night of bliss. It was only when a certain appendage which DODGER had been concealing, as ridiculously easy as that was considering it's insignifigant size, that the sailor realised his mistake. The "bangings on the wall" were not sounds of excitement from the sailor. Nor were they made by neighbors trying to silence a night of frenzied bliss next door. They were the sounds of the sailor scratching the walls with his fingernails desperately trying to escape the dastardly DODGER.[/quote]
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