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[quote=BOBERT,395715]Dodger, I herby wish to tender for the position of Minister for Foreign Affairs. I have always wanted to have a foreign affair so this could be my perfect opportunity. I said "tender" rather than "apply" because I realise a cash payment will be required to secure this most coveted portfolio. Rest assured a large brown enveope will land on your doorstep quite soon. If the said brown envelope is not sufficient to land me this plum job I have an alternative ministry in mind. Minister for Getting Even with Sharebrokers and Financial Advisers. I have a few scores to settle and would welcome the chance to murder with state sanction. Tortures,disembowelments, limb severings, fingernail removals and tongue extractions will be done ex gratia.[/quote]
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