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[quote=BOBERT,392727]This is D'Artagnan, your foreign correspondent reporting live from the wilds of Baotuo, Mongolia. You might be wondering how I got here so fast. I decided against using the "slow boat to China" ticket you kindly awarded me and chose a business class flight instead. The kindly Mister Wangk met me at the Tianjin international airport with his two yaks and voluptuous daughter. We proceeded directly to Buotuo by Yak. I wont bore you with the details of my journey but I would like to you to know that Mister Wangk's daughter is a very bountiful and accommodating young woman. It turns out she has a strange passion for older western men and is particularly fond of Australians. She insisted on riding the same Yak as me but chose to face me all the way. To say her riding style was unusual would be a great understatement. The rythmic movement of our Yak as we rode slowly across the desert entwined in each others bodies was.......but I digress.
 
 
On arrival in Baotuo I located the "Werethfykawei" clan and was welcomed most warmly.  They gave me the tribal name of "bobursobig" and then explained the initiation ceremony. It seems that to become a tribe member, I must prove my virility many times over. To this end, 100 maidens from the tribe have volunteered to test my endurance. I have been in town less than 24 hours and so far 27 have verified my stamina. Another couple of days and 73 more tests and I will be a fully fledged tribe member. I will report back then. I have just one thing to add before I sign off.... Thank you Dodger..and god bless you![/quote]

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