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[quote=DODGER,392759][D’Artagnan, 
On behalf of the committee and this forum can I thank you for you brilliantly written report, but can I say, we expected no less.
You continue to raise the bar in standards of eloquence.

I fear though that the fermented yaks’ urine may have coursed some side effects to your mental health. Not irreversible I hasten to add. I’m told they wear off in a few days. 
This stuff could easily be used to fuel a plane, or to fry a brain, and that old friend is what happened to you. It has extremely strong hallucinatory and delusionary side effects, much like the magic mushrooms of you youth, that leaves the user convinced that they extraordinary powers.
Freud’s theory was that it highlighted the very things that the sufferer was least good at.

But the most worrying thing for me is that you fell for the charms of the Yak Drivers daughter!
She is known (I refer to the biblical use of the term) by many of the clan or the Werethfykawei, 
and referred to as the ‘camp yak’, offering a free ride for all comers. Yuk!

I’ve been able to make contact with Larry, just catching him before he goes off on his holidays.
He’s been kind enough to forward me the name and contact number for the missionary in Baotuo.
I was quick enough to catch Henry Stanley before he had left for his ministry.
He asked how to recognize you.
My reply was to look for a very gaunt man, wearing a very well worn akubra, possibly with corks hanging from the brim and reciting in a monotonous tone, over and over again, ‘The Man from Snowy river’ 
He has already set off with bearers and a litter to transport you as quickly as possible back to his mission clinic. He assures me he does have the latest antibiotics on hand.
Let’s hope it’s not too late. I hear the girl had a particularly nasty strain of this STD.

Because I feel partly responsible for the outcome of you trip, I’m sending up my own nurse; Nurse Wang (no relation) to collect you and bring you back, via ‘soft sleeper’ to Beijing.
I will personally meet you at the station.

Incidentally, there’s a Mongolian theater/restaurant very close to were I live, staffed entirely by Mongolian.
I asked what was the meaning of the name that they gave you.
It took quite some time before they revealed the real meaning of the name in its proper context.
Not wishing to give you further embarrassment I will not publish it here.

Good luck and God speed. Porthos. 
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