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[quote=GUEST42448,409372]Rule number 1) Never believe a kind word she says. 
Rule number 2) Never be afraid to ask for kinky and wild sex.  
Rule number 3) Never believe that you and she can actually open a business in China.
Rule number 4) Always wear a condom (Hepatitis B and hard to kill strains of ghonerea and syphilis run rampant in China) Sometimes symptoms free in men - Awareness free in women. 
Rule number 5) Never believe that she is single.  She has a boyfriend.
Rule number 6) Never believe that she is serious about her boyfriend (they usually rarely meet).  
Rule number 7) Do not eat the soup with a chicken head and chicken feet in it.  
Rule number 8) Bring razor from your country to China - And give to her on first date.  
Rule number 9) Bring extra tooth brush and give as gift (otherwise she'll use yours).  
Rule number 10) If she says no (acting all sweet and only interested in a long term serious relationship including marriage (ask her why she took off her cloths).
Rule number 11) Pay close attention to what you see (when she gets out of that hotel uniform, she might not be what you were expecting). 
Rule number 12) Bring your own spices - Trust me on this one.  
Rule number 13) Bring camera - Chinese girls love to have their picture taken. 
Rule number 14) Ask her what she thinks of negotiated infidelity. Do  not assume you know what she's going to say.  
Rule number 15) To make sure you got an honest answer on rule 14 - In the middle of heavy and hot-heated intercourse - Ask her if she will have a threesome (men, women, whatever).  
Rule number 16) Do not mention rule 15 again until you're having heavy and hot-heated sex again.  
Rule number 17) If she puts her make up on over an oily face (ask her why?)  If she has dandruff real bad - Bring head and shoulders - And if she wears the same sweater and same pants 5 days straight - Bring victory's secret winter wear when you come.  
Rule number 18) Make sure it's chicken soup and not cat soup.  
Rule number 19) Do not drink the local whiskey.
Rule number 20) Buy round trip ticket and have get away planned.  Do not believe the parents smiles are real.

And if you put a down payment on a house - Remember rules 1-20 (don't say nobody warned you.)[/quote]

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