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[quote=DODGER,422049]Festus, thank you so much for your prompt reply. I thought you may perhaps have been sleeping it off behind the old barn shed, along with the goose that Aunt Rosie has been saving to make her feathered bed.
But for your edification the ‘ladie’ in the picture is none other than the Head Vestal Virgin.
One can assume by your posts that you are a man of high morals who can control those subhuman primeval thoughts that many of us mere mortals have to confront on a daily bases.

As it happens, I can arrange a meeting with this Lady, but it would require you to make a burnt offering to her of something of great value to you.
Can I suggest a body part; and bearing in mind you reliance on the ‘devils brew’ it may, by now, only be a very insignificant and much unused appendage. A small price to pay.
But as you would appreciate her honour comes at no small price, as she would expect a life long commitment. 
But in closing Festus I must make a comment on the good Pastor Percy; I think he’s pulling your chain.

To Gueast05226, please show the evidence.  
Dodger.    
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