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[quote=BITTERSWEET,344864]An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one > morning with a > purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account > and insisted > on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, > she had a lot > of money. > > After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is > always right) > an employee took the elderly woman to the president's > office. > > The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to > deposit. She > placed her purse on his desk and replied, > '$165,000'. The president was > curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much > money. The > elderly woman replied that she made bets. > > The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of > bets?' > > The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 > that your testicles > are square.' [/quote]
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