| What Men Want to Say to Their Women | |
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| Feb 26, 2007 20:09 |   |
 | We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose. #1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! #1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. #1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. #1 Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you're stuck with her. #1 Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. #1Crying is blackmail. #1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! #1 We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. |
| Feb 26, 2007 20:12 | #1 |
| #1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? #1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question. #1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for. #1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. #1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7days. #1 If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. #1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. #1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. #1 We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. #1 You have enough clothes. #1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. #1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. #1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lints, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. #1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. #1 You have too many shoes. #1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. #1 I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. #1 Thank you for reading this; Yes. I know. I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping. |
| Feb 27, 2007 00:59 | #2 |
| So many rules! May, you are a girl, right? How do you know these rules and words of men? Fantastic! Such a considerate girl as you must be popular among boys. :) |
| Feb 27, 2007 01:21 | #3 |
| Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Feb 27, 2007 01:30 | #4 |
| lol~~ |
| Feb 27, 2007 12:26 | #5 |
| If you learn some thing wrongly, will stay that dark until some body oppose you. |
| Feb 27, 2007 19:06 | #6 |
| Ok, just posted this for fun. Enjoy! |
| Feb 28, 2007 11:43 | #7 |
| Yes, this forum is funny and enjoyable. |
| Mar 1, 2007 01:42 | #8 |
| If only we could be allowed to apply the rules. No chance. !!!!! |
| Mar 1, 2007 12:02 | #9 |
| This is secret Paul |
| Mar 6, 2007 20:03 | #10 |
| It reminds me that men and women think in different way. |
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