| Why we love children - Or maybe not | |
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| Nov 8, 2007 09:35 |   |
 | A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. " You did what? " the teacher exclaimed in surprise. " You know" explained the boy, " I leanded over and went "Pssst " and it didn't move. he he Alan. |
| Nov 8, 2007 17:14 | #1 |
| Great, made me chuckle |
| Nov 8, 2007 22:12 | #2 |
| GUEST12781 | Try again. You're not quite ready to be a comedian yet. :-) |
| Nov 8, 2007 23:22 | #3 |
| LOL |
| Nov 9, 2007 06:08 | #4 |
| Alan, very funny mate. Dodger |
| Nov 9, 2007 07:17 | #5 |
| Here's another. A little girl asked her mother, " Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, " No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough" The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, " if I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" He He Alan. |
| Nov 11, 2007 14:45 | #6 |
| na, not as good as the first one. sorry |
| Nov 12, 2007 02:20 | #7 |
| Bad or good, that's not a problem, we need joke from Alan |
| Nov 12, 2007 05:58 | #8 |
| I want tell you some thing,but not now,maybe yesterday...... |
| Nov 13, 2007 19:50 | #9 |
| Yesterday never comes. |
| Jan 18, 2008 13:00 | #10 |
| GUEST41472 | haha i got one for ya . When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your bum?" |
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